"I Wanta Be A Ziegfeld Girl"
"I WANTA BE A ZIEGFELD GIRL" ~ By Absolutely*Kate of Harbinger*33
* NOW PLAYING * AT THE BIJOU *"I Wanta Be A Ziegfeld Girl"
I wanta be a Ziegfeld Girl. I wanta swallow up glitz and sip the edges of glamahh and do somethin' more with my life than slammin' down countless cups of joe with the stenographers and shopgirls of diamond rings and new linoleum kitchen dreams in the All Night Chock Full of Nuts Diner at 44th and Divine. I wanta glide when the orchestra glissandos, and I wanta swissssh silks and satins in all the personal places a goil's perfumed skin should swish her silks and her satins. And I want poils, oh gosh I do -- long twirly stringy creamy-whites to linger in the fingertip caresses of the pink passion manicure I can get half-price any Tuesday at Sylvia's Ladies Emporium. I wanta really reel'out snappy one-liners like I do with my bro, but ones that get big bounding belly-laughs center-stagin' Florenz's opening-night Follies show, and oh yeah, I wanta fan some of dose fancy feathers in all the right configgerations during my lavish cakewalk production numbers. Right now though, there's a hole in my reverie ~ Ma's yellin' again -- "Mabel Jean Krenicky, it's YOUR turn to do the dishes!"
I think I'll need a stage-name too.
(C) 2010 ~ Author Absolutely*Kate







